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THOUGHT OF THE DAY
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
--Mahatma Gandhi
SMS Jokes
Que--Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
Ans--They are there for those who don't drink.
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SMS Jokes
In katil nigaho me aansoo lagte nahi achche,Arz kiya hai, in katil nigaho me aansoo lagte nahi achche,aur sardi me jaldi sukhte nahi kachche!
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Patient 2 Munna Bhai: Dr. ye phulon ki maala kiske liye hai?
Munna Bhai: Bole to mera ye pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.....!
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Biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha ki bijli chamki, baadal garje aur jor se baarish hui! Aadmi bola, "lagta hai, pahuch gayi!
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Deadly Answers Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You dont have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
another deadly answer.
Scroll down a little . . . . .
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough,
one more deadly answer....
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". . . . . . .
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They are there for those who don't drink.
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Bill 75 /-
three friends went to a hotel.
the bill was Rs 75/-.
each one contributed Rs.25/-.
the waiter took the bill to the cashier.
the cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/- & said the waiter to return them Rs.5/-.
but he was confused how to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons.
he kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.
so 1st each one contributed 25 Rs now as they are given 1 rupee back their contibution reduces to Rs 24.
they all contributed rs 24 that is 24x3=72 & 2 rupees are in the waiters pocket.
the total becomes 74 but they paid rs 75.
where is the remaining 1 rupee?
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Patient 2 Munna Bhai: Dr. ye phulon ki maala kiske liye hai?
Munna Bhai: Bole to mera ye pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.....!
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Biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha ki bijli chamki, baadal garje aur jor se baarish hui! Aadmi bola, "lagta hai, pahuch gayi!
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Deadly Answers Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You dont have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
another deadly answer.
Scroll down a little . . . . .
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough,
one more deadly answer....
scroll down. . . . . . . .
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". . . . . . .
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
scroll down
Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They are there for those who don't drink.
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Bill 75 /-
three friends went to a hotel.
the bill was Rs 75/-.
each one contributed Rs.25/-.
the waiter took the bill to the cashier.
the cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/- & said the waiter to return them Rs.5/-.
but he was confused how to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons.
he kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.
so 1st each one contributed 25 Rs now as they are given 1 rupee back their contibution reduces to Rs 24.
they all contributed rs 24 that is 24x3=72 & 2 rupees are in the waiters pocket.
the total becomes 74 but they paid rs 75.
where is the remaining 1 rupee?
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QUOTABLE QUOTES
If you don't ask, you don't get.
--Mahatma Gandhi
We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. If what we are now has been the result of our own past actions, it certainly follows that whatever we wish to be in future can be produced by our present actions; so we have to know how to act.
--Swami Vivekananda
--Mahatma Gandhi
We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. If what we are now has been the result of our own past actions, it certainly follows that whatever we wish to be in future can be produced by our present actions; so we have to know how to act.
--Swami Vivekananda
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